Your simple-mindedness, tribal tattoos, and aviators are irritating me. You also irritate me when you tell a middle-aged couple that they need to "catch and control the shit out of" their dogs. Do not continue to insult the intelligence of these same people by saying "the bad behavior isn't the dogs it's obviously coming from the owners. It's instinct." First of all, that sentence doesn't even make sense. You're an idiot. Secondly, the two people were (the whole time) trying to grab their dogs while you continually badmouthed them to their faces. Thirdly, the dogs were not even fighting with your dog. Your dog was instigating these two dogs by gnashing it's teeth at them and then running. Those dogs don't seem to have any problems with any other dog in the entire dog park, so obviously your dog is the problem. Tell your dog to get some manners. Oh wait, I forgot. The bad behavior is coming from you according to your ideology.
Lastly, I'm glad that you think it's cute to make a spectacle of yourself because you're trying to show off to your muffin-top girlfriend. You can tell her that she has extra-large hips and that tunics and board shorts don't have a slimming effect. Also, your nike shox and baseball jersey don't made you look like a badass. You two are idiots and I hope you both get rabies and die.
Sincerely,
Hannah
